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Bhujiawala Gets Lifer.

Haldiram Bhujiawala proprietor Prabhu Shankar Agarwal has been sentenced to life imprisonment by a fast track court in Kolkata. And this he gets not for putting extra mirchi in bhujias ;-)

Don't believe me? Read the full article here.